If you can say any of the following about your wife, there's a good chance she rocks...
10. She jumps up and says "HI!!!" virtually every time you walk in the door.
9. She laughs at your jokes, even if they're stupid.
8. She reminds you that, seriously, your jokes really are stupid, but doesn't give you a hard time.
7. You're guaranteed to eat fresh-baked cookies or brownies 2-3 days a week. Minimum.
6. She used to have about as much interest in your favorite sport as she does in snail racing, but bought you tickets to see your favorite team and wore the team shirt to the game because she likes hanging out with you.
BOMUS: She actually likes your favorite team now, and even watches the games on TV when you're not around.
5. When you were sick in the hospital, she stayed a few minutes after visiting hours were over at night, and arrived a few minutes before visiting hours in the morning so she could be there when you woke up.
4. She loves it when you play guitar and sing (poorly) for her, and always wants you to play one more song.
3. She plays video games with you. And likes it. Really.
2. Her favorite thing is to just sit and talk with you.
1. She was kind, patient, and merciful enough to marry a goober like you.