Steph and I recently noticed that, in many ways, we are what you would call "big fat fatties". We started identifying the various ways that we display our big fat fatty-ness, and soon had a fairly impressive list. I would like to share it with you. With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, I give you, "...you might be a big fat fatty."
-If you find yourself eating a meal, and discussing other foods or restaurants that you enjoy while you eat, you might be a big fat fatty.
-If you bought a microwave pizza, and were skeptical about it because it was thin crust, and you mostly just like thick crust, but you liked it anyway, you might be a big fat fatty.
-If you were reading about "America's top 10 most unhealthy restaurant burgers", and 5 of the top 10 are your favorite burgers at the respective restaurants, you might be a big fat fatty.
-If the most memorable non-family related memory of Christmas vacation was your sister-in-law's Oreo truffles, you might be a big fat fatty.
-If your second most memorable non-famiy related memory of Christmas vacation was your mother-in-law's salsa, you might be a big fat fatty.
-If your favorite thing about the Super Bowl is not the game, or the commercials, but the enormous party spread, you might be a big fat fatty.
-If you find yourself having extended conversations about a meal you ate LAST WEEK, you might be a big fat fatty.
-If you decide to order an appetizer at a restaurant instead of ride the ferris wheel at Santa Monica, you might be a bg fat fatty.
-If you post a picture of your refrigerator and all it has in it is milk, eggs and cookie dough, you might be a big fat fatty.
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